Harry's Detroit

Seriously, you guys really should go to a game with me. More crazy stuff happened in one day in Detroit than in a month of "normal" days any place else.

Which of these did not happen yesterday;

A.Benny Napoleon, the newly appointed Wayne County top cop, shows up with the boys.
B.The Tigers win two from the White Sox.
C.Bum fighting.
D.A seven foot tall Asian woman(?) in a latex suit with pink balloons for boobies was posing for
pictures in front of the Leyland Hotel on Bagley.
E. Homeless guy thinks I am Joel Zumaya.

OK. It was a trick question. D. happened last year. All the rest were yesterday. All part of a full day in the D.

Benny and his boys were at Harry's post press conference reveling in his new J. O. B.

The bum fighting started when one of Mr. Napoleon's constituents wanted to share his personal views on the city of Detroit and the parking drunk at Harry's got between him and Benny.

Homeless guy has been calling me Zumaya since I changed my beard. Oh well it could be worse they used to call me Todd Jones.

The chick(?) in the latex? All true. My 12 year old son and I were coming home from a game. We came around the corner and there she(?) was. 9 inch platfrom boots and a full body latex suit with cut outs for the face, a two foot long pony tail and the boobs (which had bright pink balloons with black nipples instead of the real things) sticking out. Camera shooting pictures like crazy. I tried to point in the opposite direction to take my boy's attention away from it, but it was too late. Innocense lost.

Oh yeah, the games. Great day to be a fan. Both games were close interesting contests. Verlander pitched the whole game, saving the bullpen for the second game, when it was needed. Guillen got a home run and a couple of other hits, and there was a suicide squeeze. 2 game lead on the Sox. Nice.

Harry's burger was juicy the tomato and lettuce fresh. Nice grill marks with a little bit of a crispy crust sealing in a juicy center. Nice burger. 4 napkins. The bar is open air upstairs and it was a perfect day at Harry's. and I do mean day.